Population | 7.092 billion |
Capital | Ingolstadt |
Leader | Walter Röhrl |
Faith | Speed |
Currency | BHP |
Animal | Roadrunner |
The Rally Legend of Audi Quattro S1 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Walter Röhrl with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.092 billion Audi Quattro S1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingolstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Audi Quattro S1ian economy, worth 815 trillion BHPS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,040 BHPS, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, Walter Röhrl's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audi Quattro S1's national animal is the Roadrunner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Speed.
Audi Quattro S1 is ranked 48,847th in the world and 12th in Group B for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,000.42 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, Walter Röhrl's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Audi Quattro S1's influence in Group B fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, Audi Quattro S1 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor.
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Audi Quattro S1, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.